This is Going To Hurt by Adam Kay
“Forever is just a word on the front of Valentines cards,”
“Forever is just a word on the front of Valentines cards,”
“One hundred and eighty centimetres? My maths concluded that this made him fifteen feet tall…don’t ask – I still haven’t managed to get my maths GCSE.”
By John van der Kiste.
“Men are weird,”
“As a former practitioner of judo, he would know to be afraid of the sword,”
“I want to believe there was something that made him special,”
“It’s a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife,”
“Not one thing more dangerous than a white woman when she bored,”