Eggnog, Mistletoe and Noah St James by J.S Cooper
“You seem to know a lot about British accents,”
“You seem to know a lot about British accents,”
“I wanted you,”
“No one wants to be labelled a slut,”
“You would never be a wallflower,”
“I need to find the perfect tree,”
“I like your surprises,”
“For the last decade all the children writing lists to Santa Claus had been getting their presents from a butch lesbian with a penchant for winged eyeliner and red lipstick,”
“She had already rejected three proposals,”