Santa’s Secret Hookup by Bron Wilde
“He’s my boss,”
“He’s my boss,”
“I’m waiting,”
“If they would rather die, they had better do it and decrease the surplus population,”
“You’re going on Santa’s naughty list,”
“People who wear glasses are all potential superheroes,”
“The last gasp will get you home,”
“Good lord, she’s carrying a cymbal,”
“I just want to be like everyone else,”