One Family Christmas by Bella Osborne
“We did what you asked, Nana,”
“We did what you asked, Nana,”
“This cottage had been a home,”
“He’s my boss,”
“If they would rather die, they had better do it and decrease the surplus population,”
“You’re going on Santa’s naughty list,”
“You seem to know a lot about British accents,”
“I need to find the perfect tree,”
“I like your surprises,”
“For the last decade all the children writing lists to Santa Claus had been getting their presents from a butch lesbian with a penchant for winged eyeliner and red lipstick,”
“It is love, isn’t it?”