Pest by Matt Shaw
“I am not a pervert, after all,”
“I am not a pervert, after all,”
“Blast her inability to control her vagina!”
“You trusted a complete stranger on the internet,”
“Give me that sauce!”
“I’m a killer,”
“These adults, they’re as messed up as we are. They’re just older,”
“The smell isn’t too bad once you get used to it,”
“Mama, did it hurt when Tom died?”
“What will happen to me?”
“He is such a marvel of masculinity and lust,”