The Road Mess Travelled by Sylvia Morrow
“I’m going to bang a tree man today and you can’t stop me,”
“I’m going to bang a tree man today and you can’t stop me,”
“Her eyes darted about the kitchen, looking for something, anything she could use to take out the army of dildo stealing ninjas she was now absolutely certain were creeping just behind her, waiting to make their move.”
“I am your door, and I love you,”
“I feel like a queen. A queen who was worshipped by two of the hottest men I’ve ever seen,”
“One thing I will never get used to is finding a vibrator in my mailbox,”
“Lord Dorchester…had always acted like a gentleman to me,”
“My hooha dries up at the thought,”
“Time is precious, my boy,” he used to say. And he was right,”
“He’s required to drive the mail truck for advertising purposes,”
“We can be naked in the library,”